maze of insecurity
a person that exists

adambomb82:

Is anyone else just like severely annoyed that media companies and journalists want characters that wear a mask/helmet to take off their mask/helmet all the time

noooooooope:

thehappinessmachine:

not me realizing that with tumblr moving the icons to the side, it eliminates xkit, which was situated at the top. what a scumbag move

xkit rewritten, which should be used instead of the shambling corpse of old xkit, lives in the addon bar of your browser! And it handled the new layout like a champ, removing all of the garbage (if configured to do so). https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/xkit-rewritten/ https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/xkit-rewritten/ehgbadgnkmeeldglkmnplolneidgpbcm

cryptotheism:

bobakett:

bobakett:

cryptotheism:

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

When my hot wrestler wife leaves me

Oh wrong post

No stay in this space with me

kumboochies:

andjablogge:

vc-allthetime:

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

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Reblogged from n-e-w-o-t-a-k-u, Posted by cedrizzy.

happybirthdayanime:

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July 23rd

philsmeatylegss:

Even if it was for one year in fifth grade <3

Have you ever played an instrument?

Guitar/Ukulele/Banjo

Violin/Bass

Flute/Piccolo

Clarinet/Oboe

Trumpet/Trombone/Saxophone/French Horn

Drums/Bongos

Piano/Harp/Accordion

Two or more

Something not listed

I never played an instrument

Extra points for leaving in tags for how many years and if you still do

maidsuokasenpai:

maidsuokasenpai:

I honestly think the original ah lads not again post is the funniest

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blackwoolncrown:

theconcealedweapon:

fem-fatalist:

ralfmaximus:

huffylemon:

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Years ago I overheard (eavesdropped upon) a telephone conversation between a public parks official and a golf course owner.

Parks Official: No sir, you cannot

Parks Official: No. They are a protected species

Parks Official: You CANNOT shoot them

Parks Official: Or poison them, no. Or trap them

Parks Official: If you like, we can– no, I’m it. I’m the ranking official here. There’s nobody above me. My boss? You mean… the governor’s office? Sure, I guess. Okay bye

After he hung up, he gave me this thousand-yard stare before answering my unvoiced question.

“There’s a flock of flamingos at the 9th green disrupting golfers. He wanted permission to go out there with a shotgun and take care of matters, but sensed there might be… legal ramifications. So he called us.”

I laughed. “Does that happen often?”

“Oh, we get calls like that a couple times a month.”

Country clubs should be burned to the ground and their golf courses turned into community gardens i am 10000% serious

Was golf created for the sole purpose of hoarding ridiculously large amounts of land just to brag about how little they use it?

Yes, literally.